Looking Up Women's Skirts
What is wrong with men wanting to look up, or under, women's
I've not done much work this evening, apart from making a To-Do list
for the missus.
Why I actually bothered, I don't know.
Last week I only put one item on it.
1. Make your own freakin' To-Do list.
I am fed up of making these goddamn things.
Do your own!
End Of To-Do List
And it worked!
For the whole week, absolutely nothing changed.
To-Do List not required.
Everything that needed to be done was done.
Everything that needed to be postponed was postponed.
Everything that needed to be cancelled was cancelled.
In other words, she didn't miss a single thing.
She was spot on in all requirements.
Ten out of ten.
Well done that woman!
A man could ask for no more.
But, of course, it wasn't always like this.
In the olden days, that dozy lump of lard would do nothing all week,
except, perhaps, suck her pencil while holding the To-Do List to her breast, wondering what to
put on it.
We nearly starved!
I realised then that, just like every other woman ever to have been born, she
needed proper training.
Tiresome, I know - but it had to be done.
Without proper training, it seems that no woman is able to cater for
her man's wishes to a sufficient and satisfactory degree.
So I put her through a tough regimen for a few years - No pain. No
gain. Etc - until I felt that she was adequate to my needs.
And, voila! Some 30 years later, she no longer needs a To-Do List.
She has learned all the appropriate routines.
The candidate has finally passed the exam.
Forget the To-Do List.
Tear it up.
Order the champagne!
So, with nothing left to do, and with no To-Do list to write, I ordered
a cup of tea - by using a small hand gesture that my missus has been
taught to interpret - and switched on the TV, only to be horribly
confronted by the sight of some 17 year old schoolboy from Japan being assiduously
kicked and punched by some female who could have been his mother, his
girlfriend, his wife, his sister, his schoolteacher, or even his
grandmother - you can never quite tell with the Japanese because they age
I put on my glasses to read the subtitles and, in summary, the
schoolboy had been caught pointing his camera up the skirts of women and
photographing whatever contents lay therein.
"Pervert. Pervert," she shouted as she beat him about the
head rather savagely.
And, "Pervert. Pervert," shouted just about everyone else for the next
I'd had enough.
So I switched off the TV and spent the next 30 minutes or so thinking
about the pleasures of looking up women's skirts.
it is perfectly normal for heterosexual men to
enjoy looking up the skirts of women.
I'm a bit passed it now - well, almost - but I can assure my most
excellent readers that it is perfectly normal for heterosexual men to
enjoy looking up the skirts of women.
And there's nothing perverted about it.
Indeed, if you look at the way in which women dress in order to
titillate men - especially female singers, dancers, celebrities etc - it
seems quite clear that just about everybody on the planet is aware of the fact that men
enjoy taking sneaky peeks up women's skirts.
So, what on earth can be 'perverted' about it?
Sure, it would be highly inappropriate to wonder around the streets
peeking surreptitiously up the skirts of passing strangers as they walked up
stairs or bent over to pick up things - and unpleasant for the women,
I imagine. And it makes some sense for such activities to be illegal.
Something is 'perverted' when it is rare, extreme, a gross distortion
of what is natural.
It cannot be 'perverted' if it is so common that it is normal.
Goodness me. We don't even call a bank robber 'perverted' - despite the
fact that hardly any of us rob banks.
Well, I presume that this is because while we do not support what a
bank robber does, we mostly understand, and can even empathise with, his
After all, we all know that most of us would like some extra, easy
So, there is nothing 'perverted' about this desire for more money.
But the really interesting thing is this.
You will surely have noticed that MEN
can very often be seen endorsing the view that some kind of sexual
activity or desire is 'perverted' when, quite clearly, it is not; a voyeur
trying to look at all the naked ladies in the locker room through the
keyhole, a young boy playing doctors and nurses with his sister or his
cousin, a panty sniffer, a foot fetishist - and goodness knows what other
sexual antics men are disposed to engage in - mentally or
Very few of these things are extreme, rare or gross deviations from what
seems to be natural - 'natural', essentially being something to do with
the fact that males find females to be hugely attractive.
Or are men supposed to be sexually attracted to only one thing when it
comes to women?
A single hole.
Of course, some forms of sexual predilection do seem to be 'perverted'.
Necrophilia, sexual murder/mutilation and, perhaps, sex with animals come
But the notion that a man is a pervert because he has the urge to
touch, lick, fondle, smell or view the bodies of women - or parts thereof
- seems to be utterly preposterous.
So, what is going on here?
Why is it that so many men - and, indeed, the tabloids - will label as
a 'pervert' a man who is caught looking up women's skirts?
And my own view is that, in much the same way that men have been
brainwashed into finding funny even acts of horrible male mutilation (such
as found in Bobbitt jokes) so it is that they have also been brainwashed into believing
that what is natural for them is 'perverted'.
Indeed, It is quite amazing to see just how stupefied and filled with
(unconscious?) self-loathing men have become.
So my message to all you men out there is this.
If you feel the urge to look up the skirts of women,
feel no shame
If you feel the urge to look up the skirts of women, feel no shame;
because there is nothing perverted about this.
And whenever you hear other men mindlessly suggesting that such a
desire is 'perverted', then point out to them that they must be so
stupefied with malicious, misandric feminist hogwash that they have now,
clearly, become very stupid men indeed.
So stupid, in fact, that not only are they demonising themselves, but
they seem to be completely unaware of this.
And you can't get much more stupid than that!