|
Angry Harry
Blog
Guide To Feminist Nonsense
Recent comments from some emails which can be
viewed in full here. ...
"I cannot thank you enough."
"I stumbled upon your web site yesterday. I
read as much as I could in 24 hours of your pages."
"I want to offer you my sincere thanks."
"I would just like to say that you are
indeed a hero. "
"Your articles and site in general have
changed my life."
"I have been reading your articles for
hours ..."
"Firstly let me congratulate you on a truly
wonderful site."
"I must say there aren't many sites that I
regularly visit but yours certainly will be one of them, ..."
"It is terrific to happen upon your
website."
"I just wanted to say thank you for making
your brilliant website."
"I think I'm in love!" (from a woman)
"I love you. That is all. I love you!!!!"
(from a man!)
"Your site is brilliant. It gives me hours
of entertainment."
"You are worth your weight in gold."
"Love your site, I visit it on a regular
basis for relief, inspiration and for the sake of my own sanity in a world gone
mad."
"I ventured onto your site ... it's
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT, and has kept me enthralled for hours!"
"I love the site, and agree with about 98%
of what you post."
"I have been reading your site for a while
now – and it is the best thing ever."
"you are doing a fabulous job in exposing
the lies that silly sods like me have swallowed for years."
"Every single day I am sending thousands of
youngsters to your site."
|
|
08/07/02

Housework
The reason that men do less housework than
women is because, quite simply, they are less easily offended by any given level of mess.
Furthermore, to vacuum, dust or polish requires the same
motivation levels in men as are required for moving house!
Men just do not respond to the same low levels
of untidiness as do women. And so whenever the female-threshold is
reached, and the good woman must whisk herself away to tackle the debris around
the house, the man remains undisturbed, at peace, and contented with his
surroundings.
His threshold to domestic action has still a
mile to go!
My teaspoons have to be positively caked
with various oxides and tannins from my tea-drinking habit - with not a sliver of silver
to be seen - before they hit the washing-up bowl for their annual scrape.
But have you noticed how women clean the
teaspoons even after just one or two stirrings!?
It's ridiculous.
They pour the tea. They take a clean teaspoon
out of the drawer. They stir in the milk. And then they toss that very
same teaspoon - that sweet virgin of a teaspoon - straight into the
washing bowl!
It's obscene.
But, of course, this is all part of the gender
divide.
Statistically speaking, women are far more
concerned with how things appear to be, rather than with what they are. And this
is not just the case when it comes to their labours concerning clothes, makeup,
fashion and bodily decorations, it even extends to teaspoons!
And to housework.
But if men were more like women - that is,
more concerned about how things look rather than how things are - then women,
western women, that is, would not now be living their precious lives as the most
pampered, the most protected, the most catered for, and the most over-indulged
organisms ever to have existed on the planet.
And so, "Let them do most of the housework,"
I say. They seem to be doing pretty well out of it.
Besides which, it is part and parcel of their
wily natures to be concerned more than men about such things.
Appearance is everything.
Of course, if men were actually forcing
women to do more housework than themselves - rather than it being the case that
women actually feel more impelled to do it - then this might be some cause for
genuine concern, but, since there is no evidence to suggest that men are using
force, then, when pseudo-academics and sociologists or feminists complain that
women do more housework than men, the answer to them should be, "And quite
right too!"
And if women want to keep their habitats more tidy than would men, then why should they not be allowed to
do so?
Nevertheless, I, myself, am always very
willing to
proffer some expertise and sound advice when it comes to any domestic
enterprise. And so, for example, I would probably advise my Harlot that,
ergonomically speaking, it would be far more efficient if she made me a cup
of tea and a sandwich or two before doing the housework rather than afterwards.
Such refreshments would enable me to assess more
precisely the standard of
her workmanship when the tasks are done, and I would also be able to pinpoint more
accurately those areas of her work and attitude that needed improving.
|
|
09/12/02
Housework
Dear Jenny
If God had wanted men to do housework then he
would have genetically programmed women to drool over men while they did it.
The sight of men doing the dishes would have
made their G-spots zizz.
It turns out, however, that normal women find
men who do housework to be about as attractive as do normal men find
women who fix cars and build walls.
A woman who wants her man to do housework is
unconsciously seeking a divorce. She has no feeling for him - as a man, that is.
After all, imagine, for example, a man wanting
his woman to repair the car or fix the roof!
What would this man really be saying to her?
But there is nothing more arousing for a man
than to peer over the top of his newspaper in order to observe closely his woman
scuttling around, hither and thither, vacuuming the carpet, dusting the
furniture and cleaning the windows - her pretty negligee rising and falling
tantalisingly to the sensual rhythms of her labours.
And the smell of the roast beef wafting over
from the kitchen as it lies spitting in the oven while his woman is peeling the
potatoes further stimulates his secret cavities with the most erotic and sexual
of juices - confidential juices that only men know about - and which would never
be mentioned around any womenfolk.
So. Tell me. How can it possibly be that men
were meant to do housework?
Of course, if a man wishes to do
housework, then this is his choice. And if he also wishes to wear
a pretty pinafore while he does it, well, the very same is true.
But a man who has such things imposed upon him
by his woman is not a man at all.
He is a mouse.
Furthermore, is it not the case that many female mammals and
birds have something within their brains akin to a nesting instinct? Perhaps
this is one reason why women feel impelled to do more housework than men.
Perhaps there is some deep-seated configuration in their brains that causes them
to want to be more involved with matters to do with the 'nest'.
For example, little girls like dolls houses
far more so than do little boys. And womenfolk are certainly more concerned
about how things look than are men.
Such factors will make women reach for their
dusters well before their menfolk even notice any dust.
Look. Women want to go out to work and to get
special treatment in just about every area of their lives. This, they have
already achieved. If they want to fix cars and build walls, no-one is stopping
them. And so, if men do not want to do much in the
way of housework, then, quite frankly, so what!? Why should they not be allowed
to choose this option?
This notion that men should do as much
housework as women is derived from nothing more than the usual feminist-inspired
propaganda that tries to stir up hatred toward men. And, surely, there is no longer any reason why men should bother to conform to the
wishful expectations of women, given that women are failing so completely to
reciprocate.
AH
|
|
Links
for your Missus
Housework
Vacuums
Ironing
|
|
|
|
|
The so-called oppression of women ...




Click a picture
|
|