If I Only Had a V - Angry Harry

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If I Only Had a V

My entry to Jack Kammer's poetry competition ,,,

...

If I Only Had a V

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio If I only had a V
I could be accusatory
And hide in anonymity
Despite my obvious perjury.

If I only had a V
I could live so happily
Causing untold agony
To the man who married me.

If I only had a V
I would be officially
protected by immunity
With no responsibility.

If I only had a V
I would dress most prettily
And all of the judiciary
Would judge my claims most favourably.

If I only had a V
I would use it expertly
To generate equality
That somehow always favours me.

If I only had a V
I could act appallingly
And cause my partner misery
No matter how atrociously.

If I only had a V
I would stroke it tenderly
Because quite unbelievably
It is my gold-filled treasury.

...

I didn't win. In fact, I got no votes at all.

Still, what does Jack Kammer know about good poetry, eh? Well, quite clearly, absolutely nothing!

Ho Hum. Never mind.

I think that I had better get back to my usual form of activism.

And this is what it is like, ...

Calm Before The Storm :-)

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